Funny gym shirts and tank tops.

Most funny gym shirts and tank tops try hard. The jokes are big and the print covers the chest. These ones go the other way. The joke is one short line, the kind you read in a review.

They come from Verified., the shop from BeyondReviews. Every piece in the line wears a review phrase. In the gym, the phrase is Would lift again.

It reads like a review of the workout. You did it, you lived, and you would do it again. Most days, anyway.

Gym talk is already full of reviews. Good set. Long day. Not leg day again. This just puts one on the shirt.

Funny gym shirts and tank tops, kept small.

The Would Lift Again. Tee is a black performance tee. Would lift again. sits on the left chest in paper colour. It is 60 mm wide.

The fabric is 100% polyester. It wicks sweat and holds up to fading and snags. It has UPF44+ sun protection, for days you train outside.

The fit sits close, but not tight. Take your usual size. It comes in S to 4XL.

It uses the same body as the Five Out of Five. Training Tee. Only the line on the chest is different.

The tank, in cotton.

The Would Lift Again. Tank carries the same line. It is on the left chest, 60 mm wide, in paper colour on black.

This one is cotton, not polyester. It is 100% combed and ringspun cotton, at 4.2 oz per square yard. The sides are seamed. It is a regular tank with a low armhole, so take your usual size.

Pick the tee if you want fabric that dries fast. Pick the tank if you like the feel of cotton on bare arms.

The tank and the tee carry the line at the same size and in the same place. So they work as a pair across the week.

Shorts that admit it.

The Runs a Little Short. Men's Shorts are honest about it. The inseam is 6.5 cm, or 2.56 inches, in every size. It is short on purpose.

The shorts are solid ink, with Runs a little short. in small paper letters. It sits low on the left leg, 45 mm wide.

They are cut and sewn from printed fabric, so the whole short is one solid ink colour.

The fabric is 91% recycled polyester and 9% spandex. It stretches four ways, breathes and dries fast. It has UPF50+ sun protection. There is a liner, and the waist is elastic with a flat white drawstring.

Take your usual waist size. They come in XS to 3XL.

A bottle for the gym bag.

The Would Refill Again. Bottle holds 22 oz, or 650 ml. It is stainless steel with copper insulation. It is built not to spill.

Would refill again. sits small near the base. The bottle is black, and the print resists scratches and fading.

It is 26.92 cm tall and weighs 363 g, so it fits most bottle pockets in a gym bag.

Wash it by hand. It does not go in the dishwasher, the microwave or the freezer.

For the tee and the shorts, wash cold on a gentle cycle. Skip the fabric softener, because it blocks the stretch. Hang them to dry.

The active line also has Fits As Expected. Leggings and Runs a Little Big. Shorts. You can see them all in the active collection.

Questions.

Is the gym tee cotton?

No. The tee is 100% polyester, so it wicks sweat. The tank is 100% cotton.

How short are the shorts?

The inseam is 6.5 cm, or 2.56 inches, in every size from XS to 3XL.

Can the bottle go in the dishwasher?

No. Wash it by hand.